Witty Dating Profiles

6/9/2022

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New to Witty Profiles? We are a family of 402,056 people who write funny jokes, bad puns, short stories, and love letters. Express yourself without being judged and make new friends. You’re never too old to start dating! Image source: ratchettinderbios. We’re not sure that’s how it works. #10 The Most Wholesome Bio. We’re All Gonna Make It. Image source: Ipresi. This girl is out there on Tinder highlighting the importance of never losing hope.

Ramifications of a rejection deters many from the dating scene. But moving on is the only alternative. After all, how long can you brood and lament over what’s gone? Focus on your strength, turn your weaknesses into your assets and look forward at brighter prospective to get out of mourning over a guy who didn’t deserve you in the first place. With a whole new world looking out for partners, finding the right match is just a matter of time. The virtual world of dating is all about getting attention with catchy headlines.

• I believe in long term relationship because happiness is not the only thing in life!
• Some people chase dreams, I make mine a reality.
• Looking for someone who can deal with new age, female Einstein.
• Please don’t email me saying that you think I’m hot… because I already know that I am!

• You think Lindsay Lohan or Kim Kardashian is hot and sexy? Try Me!
• Where to find my Gerard Butler from PS I Love You!
• Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
• Ask me about how I made a million dollars in less than an hour.

• Bright Lighting Bolt looking to ignite shared path.
• Can you keep up?
• Dating can be fun, and I can prove it!
• Free 30 day trial.

Funny Dating Profiles For Females

• Great cook wants to add some spice to your life.
• If I could rearrange the alphabets I would arrange I and U together.
• If you can read this you have passed the first test, if you can’t then you better take a class or something.
• Not looking for short term.

• Only Morons believe in “the secret”!
• Photographer ready to focus all his attention on you.
• Sorry, but you’ll have to do more than that to impress me.
• Up for a challenge?

Sorry, but you’ll have to do more than that to impress me.

• You have some explaining to do!
• You’re beautiful, but what else do you have to offer?
• Your last online date.
• I believe that griffins, good men and other mythical creatures exist – prove me correct, at least in one respect!

• Finding a good man is like nailing Jello to a tree – I’m desperate to nail Jello to a tree!
• U and I could be more than just vowels…!
• If you don’t like coffee, there are always the movies and the baseball games!
• My soul mate’s gonna be my only property; guys who can commit unconditionally only need apply.

Funny Dating Profiles For Dogs

• Waiting for a knight in shining armor – will do if he comes in jeans or tracks!
• Sweep me off my feet, you don’t need a broom for that!
• Pickup lines won’t get you anywhere with me.

• Are guys on this site really such wimps?
• Brainy lass seeking smart connection!
• You can be my prince charming or my future ex – you’ll never know unless you give it a try!